STOCK THE SHELVES!

If you've seen this, you will be hungry.

          So, you're broke, you're stoned, and you're hungry.  I feel you.  I've been there.  You need some good, hearty, cheesy, sweet, delicious munchies right now.  I feel you.  Lets make sure you have the funds necessary to make a couple quick meals.

GO TO THE STORE AND BRING $20
          Believe it or not, this will feed you three squares a day.  It'll also make some awesome munchies.  I recommend going to Wal-Mart because their food is hands-down the cheapest.  I buy a can of beans there for $.30 cheaper than at the "real grocery store".  The dollar store also works, but watch out, they might not have everything you need.

You know you're feeling this.

Groceries
2lb bag of rice $2.19
1can Chilli Beans $1.15
1can Kidney Beans $.85
1grinder of Mixed Italian Herbs $5.98
1loaf Bread $2.12
1bottle Pasta Sauce $2.15
1box of Pasta $1.20
12 pack Kraft Singles $2.99
1stick Butter $.99

Total: $19.62
Take that extra 38 cents and put it in your spare change fund.

If you can't figure it out already, this first stock of the shelves will include a lot of carbohydrates and no meat.  That's okay. Carbs are cheap, meat is not.  Plus, hippie chicks love vegetarians.  If you have NOTHING in the closet this is the shopping list you need to fill out.

Hippie chicks loooooove vegetarians.